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Trash Humpers

When I was younger, there was a dog in our neighborhood that was a shade of mottled brown and black. He was stumpy, hairless, and had a squashed in face, and we called him Ugly Dog. Sometimes Ugly Dog’s owners would walk past our house and we would say appreciatively, “There’s Ugly Dog.” We loved him for his pure ugliness, and in his purity, he was beautiful. He could have been the ugliest dog in the world, and we would have only loved him more. He wore his ugliness like a crown and seemed closer to freedom than any of us.

This is exactly how I feel about Trash Humpers. Harmony Korine’s latest feature film is about grotesque old people who love trash and ugliness so much that it’s sexual. Described as a found VHS tape of a group of sociopaths, it was shot on a camcorder and has the grain and static of a home video. PLAY flashes in the top left corner of a blue screen just before an old man appears crouching in front of a garage in direct sunlight. A man and a woman hump trashcans behind a house with arms limp, faces blank and without speaking. They’re dressed in baggy, pastel slacks with shallow, dead eyes. They perform oral sex on trees, leaves, branches. Birds chirp. The sun still shines. I’m in it for the long haul, but I decide to count the number of people who walk out and it’s already up to three.

Trash Humpers

Trash Humpers, directed by Harmony Korine

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I Am Love

I Am Love

I Am Love, directed by Luca Guadagnino

Tilda Swinton, as always, offers the yin to her own yang in I Am Love, the latest example of her prowess in everything she does. Swinton plays Emma Recchi, a glorified Russian bride now long-settled in her role of noble Italian socialite. Her European mannerisms are perfect, with the expectation of quality and the quest for supreme delight even in the way she walks. All at once, in each second, Swinton gathers herself and Emma into one being and reveals Emma’s preoccupation with image by bravely unraveling it.

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Uniqlo Collab w/ Castello Tagliopietra

KONICHIWA

So today I’m going to direct attention over towards a fantastic fast-chic shop I skimmed through often while in Japan- Uniqlo.  

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Birkin Basket

Jane Birkin straw basket

Jane Birkin had this adorable habit of carrying a woven basket with her like a purse. Her basket preference was so widely noted that she inspired Monsieur Hermes to create a more practical version of his own that became the Birkin bag, a ludicrously sought after panel of animal skin that the influential treat like a personal unicorn. It’s beautifully made, but the muse herself had a comfortable and unpretentious charm – just like her basket. Carrying a basket in the summer keeps sticky leather and plastic off of the skin and has the delightful potential of an impromptu picnic. They are most useful between the sizes of soccer ball and watermelon. Even though a basket may not be the safest bag for plane travel, it’s made to carry food from the grocery and out to the beach. Jane knows.

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Gitman Bros & Opening Ceremony

Gitman/ OC Pink Plaid Shirt

No matter how hard you wanna to get away from the plaids n’ madras, I’ve seen a lot of decent warm (read: bright) button ups this spring. This one’s great, goes with anything and also detailed with some nice elbow patches to frill it out.

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The Little Prince Dishware

The Little Prince Dishware, tableideas.com/gien-le-petit-prince.htm

The pastels and thin lines of the illustrations in Le Petit Prince translate perfectly onto white dishware. I can’t think of anything more appropriate than sustaining yourself on petit scrumptious foods while watching the little prince tend to his planet. How many quotes from that book told us to slow down and enjoy something small?

“It is truly useful since it is beautiful.”

Chapter 14

From tableideas.

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